I’m Not Saying Anything, I’m Just Marketing
Facebook ads gave me this zinger as a served ad yesterday.
“Old Spice is not saying this body wash will make your man smell into a romantic millionaire jet fighter pilot, but we are insinuating it.”
Brilliant! The ad was accompanied by a picture of a buff man getting out of the shower. And for that, we thank you.
Imagine how crazy I could get with this! Legal implications be damned.
For parents: We’re not saying classical music will make your baby smarter, but we are insinuating it.
For singles: We’re not saying that you’ll meet your mate at the next Mahler concert, but we’re insinuating it.
For busy professionals: We’re not saying that you’ll be relaxed after this three-hour event, but we’re insinuating it.
For indie rock lovers: We’re not saying that Thom Yorke got his inspiration from what we’re playing, but we’re insinuating it.
For sports enthusiasts: We’re not saying that there are cheerleaders at our concert, but we’re insinuating it.
For foodies: We’re not saying that there’s a good restaurant in here that will be worth your while, but we’re insinuating it.
For some organizations: We’re not saying that we’re one of the best ensembles in the country, but we’re insinuating it.
I need more! If I could ever figure out if I can take comments, I’d say post them here. But because I’m slow that way, just send them to this long address: info@imnotsayinganythingimjustsaying.com. I’m not saying that I’ll write back with pithy replies, but I’m insinuating it.
